Happy birthday to the voice I go to sleep to, wake up to, and listen to all day long!! Happy 28th, Gareth. Xx
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.